The Deluxe Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager and the Doomed
Average Rating: 4.5 Stars
by Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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Binding: Hardcover
Publisher: Pantheon
ISBN: 0679418601
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Karen Elizabeth Gordon is no ordinary grammarian, and her works (including The New Well-Tempered Sentence, Torn Wings and Faux Pas, and The Disheveled Dictionary)--are no ordinary books of grammar. A special edition of the 1984 classic, The Deluxe Transitive Vampire is populated by a wickedly decadent cast of gargoyles, mastodons, murderous debutantes, and, yes, vampires (both transitive and otherwise), who cavort and consort in order to illustrate basic principles of grammar. The sentences are intoxicating--"How he loved to dangle his participles, brush his forelock off his forehead with his foreleg, and gaze into the aqueous depths"--but the rules and their explanations are as sound as any you might find in Strunk and White. Outlining the building blocks of the English language, from parts of speech to phrases and clauses, The Deluxe Transitive Vampire goes on to exorcise such grammatical demons as passive voice, fragments, comma splices, and run-on sentences. At last, a handbook of grammar you will actually want to read. In the words of Gordon's preface, "Howling, exploding, crackling, flickering with new life-forms, and drunk on fresh blood (some of mine is certainly missing), this deluxe edition reminds us on every page that words, too, have hoofs and wings to transport us far and deep."
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Product Description
Playful and practical, this is the style book you can't wait to use, a guide that addresses classic questions of English usage with wit and the blackest of humor. Black-and-white illustrations throughout.
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Customer Reviews
Go sell your Strunk & White
5 Stars
I used to use this book in the mid 90s, working as a writing tutor when I was an undergrad. The thing I loved about Vampire, as opposed to Strunk & White's classic Elements of Style, is that Gordon actually appreciates that language can be clear AND beautiful. Strunk's mandates always seemed to me to be the rules of someone who didn't really like the language, but really did love rules. As a result, Strunk & White ignored the power that 'unnecessary' words can have.
~ Thomas Javoroski,
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example-driven rather than explanatory
4 Stars
The vampire book is certainly different in its wit, elaborate examples and the associated drawings. The author has made a valiant effort to spice up the subject. This isn't exactly "(You) see Spot run."
A strength is Ms. Gordon's naming of the various forms, which is always nice to hear, distinguishing gerunds from participle phrases, and so on. Another is the sheer volume of examples that give more reason to slip in some more bizarre words.
What I found a bit lacking was crisp definition of some terms and rules. Some times the author was spot on when she decided to elaborate further, whereas with others the examples and a few introductory sentences didn't quite cover the subject. I wouldn't use this book as the last word in grammar disputes.
The first third or half drags compared to the second half, perhaps because of the need to get through the basics before the "good stuff". That reminds me: I never thought I'd see a grammar book with bare-breasted women.
I found "Woe is I" to be a better book for actual instruction. The two make an interesting pair.
3.5 stars
~ T. Burket, Potomac, MD United States
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Grammar goes beyond boring
4 Stars
The subject of English grammar tends to conjure up vision of stern gray-haired teachers who look like they suck on lemons between classes. This book breaks the stereotype while achieving the almost impossible: making the acquisition of a firm grasp of grammatical conventions enjoyable.
Starting with the basic of the sentence and progressing through parts of speech, and the nuances of verbs and pronouns, the illustrations attract the reader's attentions and the offbeat and tongue-in-cheek examples keep it. Progressing through more complicated structures and finishing off with sentence construction, this is the most fun I have ever had while reviewing sound grammatical style.
The somewhat risqué nature of some of the pictures and content keep this book from being a staple in the average classroom, but its judicious use can pique the interest of even the most grammar-adverse student.
Personally, I would not allow any high school student to unrestricted access to this book because it would destroy the no-fun, sourpuss, and asexual image that English teachers have worked so hard and so long to create. Students actually wanting to read a grammar book would bring absolute chaos the mundane universe of language.
~ J. K. Snyder, Brazos Point, TX
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Not much to say, really...
3 Stars
Karen Elizabeth Gordon, The Deluxe Transitive Vampire (Pantheon, 1993)
Gordon followed up The Well-Tempered Sentence with The Transitive Vampire, so it stood to reason that the tenth-anniversary revision of the first would would be followed by one for the second. And there's nothing terribly new here; once again, sticklers will find a few things to attack, while the rest of the world will be perfectly happy with everything represented here. If you liked the first one, you'll like the second. ***
~ Robert P. Beveridge, Cleveland, OH
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